FreakNews.

So yeah. I’m scared.

See, a friend of mine’s friend decided to try and burn down his school. Luckily, it was in England. He probably won’t come to Denmark anytime soon.

Anywho, It’s been wierd for me lately. ALRIGHT THEN, NEWS.

http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/article2323829.ece - Seriously, the fuck? I hate it when things like this happens.

People just sit and chug down their food after a man got stabbed. This is yet another reason why the human race gives me a amount of rage unmatched by normal humans.

I honestly think the only reason all the children there didn’t go there was because they were scared shitless. Still, I’m shocked.

I’ll post more. Like, I promise. Okay?

Have a nice Thursday, ~Freakshow. (Also, this should be posted at exactly midnight Danish time. Testing this new fancy “Delayed Publishing” doohickey)

Yeah. I’ve disappeared of the face of the internet. I have a life, you know!

This week, I’ve been away from Freaknews. This also gave me the ability to rethink my articles, and maybe daily shit isn’t that good. It puts me under pressure, and I like quality more.

The new name is FreakWeek, and I will report about what went down the previous week - FreakWeek will be posted on Sundays.

▒▒▒▒▒▒▓
▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▓
▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▓▓▓
▒▓▓▓▓▓▓░░░▓
▒▓░░░░▓░░░░▓
▓░░░░░░▓░▓░▓
▓░░░░░░▓░░░▓
▓░░▓░░░▓▓▓▓
▒▓░░░░▓▒▒▒▒▓
▒▒▓▓▓▓▒▒▒▒▒▓
▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▓▓▓▓
▒▒▒▒▒▓▓▓▒▒▒▒▓
▒▒▒▒▓▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▓
▒▒▒▓▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▓
▒▒▓▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▓
▒▓▒▓▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▓
▒▓▒▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓
▒▓▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▓
▒▒▓▒▒▒▒▒▓

Well now, its a sport of combining skiing and shooting to one horrible mix. THE SKI SHOOTING FROM HELL SENT TO EARTH TO BORE HUMANITY UNTILL THE END.

It startet out with Norwegian soldiers who was training in shotting while skiing. Then they made a sport out of it and now, we sit in our livingrooms bored with some norse crap on our tv and are getting pissed of by the dudes just fussing around on there peices of wood and sticks with a big gun hangin on there backs.

The sport would be much more fun if it looked like this: http://www.myconfinedspace.com/2009/01/25/olympic-ski-shooting-squad/

take a look at it and you can emagine a sport you want to see every time its on the tv.

But it gets much more boring! Every world championship is the same, everytime its eather a swedish dude or a norse dude.. ONCE it was a (what wikipedia call it) USSR/RUSSIAN dude. But normaly its just some forestworkers and mountainmen who appanrently have a born talent in shooting on skis… Sucks just as “Flower growing”. i know i use “Flower growing” alot but its just so horrible and insane.

If i should make the rules for that sport it would be about, shooting eachother on skis and then you get point for kills and avoiding shots.  Would anyone like that? Im sure you would..

I’ll be done for now.

I would like my readers to come with ideas for what i should writ about. Its not all about us, your vote counts to. So if you have something on your mind, write it on a  comment and i’ll se what i can do.

Remember that i reply on ALMOST every comment so keep up posting and you might get an answer. Cya around

Hello again and welcome tooooo SSS!

With Marcus reporting from his room siting on his fat ass, surfing the internet for porn and fun sport.

Today we are going to look at the… Im sure about thi… Well “Dwarf Tossing”!!! *horror sound*

A sport of retards, for retards, made by retards.

i guess no one realy have any respect for dwarfs. They might look funny and odd but you dont have to trow the for that reson. wikepedia has a fun way to see on the problem of it. They say:

“In The Lord of the Rings film trilogy at the broken bridge in the Mines of Moria, Gimli tells Aragorn, “Nobody tosses a dwarf!” before jumping over a large gap himself. Later, at the Battle of Helm’s Deep, Gimli allows Aragorn to throw him over a narrow defile to battle Saruman’s armies after making Aragorn promise to never mention the act to Legolas.” WHAT THE HELL!? The dwarfs get hurt and all you talk about some shit movie with a dwarf?

You must say, we live in a wierd world… The “sport” is allmost as evil as “flower growing”. Its the ultimate way to show that humanity is insane and braindead. Well not everybody is braindead, but people who are pro in tossing a dwarf are realy crazy, fucked up and insane.

Just as stupid as “Pain Olympics” if you know it. people who hurt the self in bizare ways on cam only to get fame on there ass. There is no reward for cutting you dick off and plob your bals out and eat them.

Well i think we will be done for now. I’ll be around to reply on your comments and trow dwarfs after you if i dont like your comments. Cya next time on FreakNews, SSS

http://www.theolympian.com/southsound/story/777258.html - READ FIRST!
I honestly don’t know what to say about this.. Not only does this guy more than deserve to be showcased as a Sick Fuck… He also deserves several years of prison.

No, really. I’m just.. Stunned..

See ya tomorrow, for Srsbiz Monday!

P.S - Ask all the questions you want in the comments section. While I don’t have anything to say right now, I might have something to say about your response.

We’re not really satisfied with our current theme. It’s pretty and all that, but it’s not flexible.. At all. We just slapped it on because the basic wordpress theme is really akward. comment with your favorite wordpress theme to qualify it. We’ll hold a vote with all of the ones posted, a semifinal and a final.

Also, spread the link. We’re a small site, and I honestly think we’re a nice site.

-The FreakNews team.

Well.. I’ve been thinking about what to write about, and I came up with the question: why does sport outfits have to be so ugly and tight?

An example could be… Let’s see,  Handball shorts:

So short and ugly. If I happened to play Handball in one of those shorts, I would say that all of my pride and glory would be lost to those extremely anti-masculine shorts. If you forget underpants as a man you would probably have your.. Ehm… What the hell it’s just a word, your big fat cock hanging down from one of the sides slamming into your legs when you run.

Try imagining that.

I’m sure that the dude who invented the handball shorts for men were pretty damm homosexual..

Wrestling outfits:

Well now, alot of wrestlers may look good with all there muscles and sixpacks BUT. Those tiny little underpants they are wearing make them look transsexual or very gay.. We know they all wanna inpress us with there strength and pride but when they show up in that!? WHAT ARE THEY THINKING??? YOU LOOK LIKE STRIPPER GUYS WHO ARE FIGHTING IN A BOXING RING! Where is your pride? (for all of you who think wrestlers look cool in these tight things, please leave a comment)

Well  think I’ll be done for now. Sadly you’ll have to wait from now to tuesday to get more SSS on our page, I’ll be around to reply on your comments and look after some updates for the site. Have a nice time reading and come back for more SSS next week.

~Marcus.

We’d like to apologize for missing content yesterday. A computer crash made it inpossible for Freakshow to post Fail Friday this week. We’ll skip it for now, but you’ll of course get the SSS you’re supposed to.

Greetings, Apologies and Heterosexual love -The rest of the FreakNews team.

http://news.yahoo.com/s/nm/20090305/od_nm/us_books_lies_odd <- Main Article.

As i promised with In the flesh (I like that name better), I’m going to look behind the facade of something nobody cares about - then make it interresting, and a thing to wonder about.

According to the article, “Asked why they had lied about reading a book, the main reason was to impress the person they were speaking to.”

This is something of a worrying development for me. I’m sure there’s alot of other ways to impress a person than lieing.

Don’t get me wrong, I lie sometimes as well. But there’s a fine limit on what to lie about. Of course, lieing over reading a book is a small thing. What worries me is the whole “Saying something fake to look good” idealism.

Another reason might be to seem smart, but that’s another story.

I can’t stress how annoying liars are - Did this make you think? Post in the comment section. I’ll respond to as many as I can, and I read all of them. Promise!